schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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kingorb:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

play this at my funeral

I went to school with this girl lol

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  • baby: d...d...d...
  • mum: daddy?
  • baby: d...d...dO yOU WANNA COME TO A PARTY MY FRIENDS PICKED ME UP IN THEIR TRUCK AT 11:30 THIS THINGS AT A FRAT HOUSE BUT PEOPLE ARE COOL THERE RELUCTANT I FOLLOWED BUT I NEVER DREAMED THERE WOULD BE SOMEONE THERE WHO WOULD CATCH MY ATTENTION I WASNT OUT SEARCHING FOR LOVE OR AFFECTION SO I PAID MY THREE AND THE GIRLS GOT IN FREE SHINE THE BEER FOR TEQUILA AND WE HEADED INTO THE PARTY.
  • mum:
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